By Eric Mejia
A pound of Pablo Sandoval,
A teaspoon of Madison Bumgarner,
Another pound of Buster Posey,
A spoon of Brandon Crawford,
A big spoon of Juan Perez,
A pinch of Gregor Blanco,
A mix of Brandon Belt,
A tablespoon of Hunter Pence,
A stir of Joe Panik,
A teaspoon of Tim Hudson,
And a cup of Jeremy Affeldt.
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.